people at work told me id look really cool with purple hair and now its all i want
emily called red a 2 and 1989 a 10 i can’t deal with this
breaking news: emma cant deal with the truth
I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT BC I FEEL LIKE IVE GROWN UP WITH HER AS MY MUSICAL TASTE AND STYLE EVOLVE SO DOES TAYLOR SWIFT’S MUSIC AND STYLE
taylor swift remains the queen
i want macaroni and to make out w ansel elgort
I FORGOT ABOUT MY PERIOD AND I JUST REALIZED ITS DUE ANY DAY NOW DAMN IT THIS SNUCK UP ON ME
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
I get that this was supposed to be a joke… but it hits really close to home.
when will customers understand that the secret menu is not the actual menu bc it is SECRET and u gotta bring in the recipe